snorlaxatives:

snorlaxatives:

snorlaxatives:

i can’t imagine people seeing the 50 shades of grey movie and feeling comfortable like the theaters will probably filled with horny middle aged women that is a very uncomfortable thought 

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OMFGSDBFSfhkjas

I’M SCREAMING


hanukkahlewinsky:

when someone hot accidentally touches your butt and then apologizes for it

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hestheoriginal:

"Which is annoying."

hestheoriginal:

"Which is annoying."

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noctstiel:

rupindre:

xbox420:

barbiehutch:

when ur parents say something really racist/sexist/misogynistic/ableist/queerphobic and you just laugh like “h a ha h aa yeahhh” cuz u don’t wanna start drama but it makes ur skin crawl for the rest of the week

am i the only person who calls them out when they do that

yeah because some kids get their ass whooped for speaking out of turn

preach

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bonny-notion:

found this in a doctors office

im not convinced they know what drugs do

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its-a-joke-mkay:

fidefortitude:

crofefs:

i love how there is no comments on this everyone just gets the reference

No. No, I don’t get the reference. 300 thousand people have reblogged this without a word, without so much as a tag, because apparently we all get the reference. I fucking don’t. This has passed by my dashboard hundreds of fucking times and nobody ever asks what the fuck it is.
I’m officially terming this post a conspiracy. 300000 people could not just know what this is. You’re all reblogging this to fit in, or because you know it messes with people, or because you’re the fucking Matrix. You’re the Matrix, aren’t you? You’re all a bunch of Mr Smiths living in a world of green code. Well fuck you all and fuck your stupid post. I’m off to save fucking Zion.
Fuck this.

Dude it’s from spongebob

its-a-joke-mkay:

fidefortitude:

crofefs:

i love how there is no comments on this everyone just gets the reference

No. No, I don’t get the reference. 300 thousand people have reblogged this without a word, without so much as a tag, because apparently we all get the reference. I fucking don’t. This has passed by my dashboard hundreds of fucking times and nobody ever asks what the fuck it is.

I’m officially terming this post a conspiracy. 300000 people could not just know what this is. You’re all reblogging this to fit in, or because you know it messes with people, or because you’re the fucking Matrix. You’re the Matrix, aren’t you? You’re all a bunch of Mr Smiths living in a world of green code. Well fuck you all and fuck your stupid post. I’m off to save fucking Zion.

Fuck this.

Dude it’s from spongebob

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daughterofdiaspora:

my mom taught me the therapeutic power of cleaning. open all the windows. throw out the old. wipe down the entire house. burn some incense. roast some coffee. then rest. that way the tears from last night don’t feel as heavy. 

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ahodori:

ediddy21:

actually it’s really annoying when people do this
at a small store, go for it, but if you’re shopping at a big chain, please don’t
I cannot take that change for myself or I could get fired.  Standard procedure is to just go ahead and put it back in the cash drawer but we have to wait until our next cash transaction to do so.  Having money on the counter is a loss prevention audit point, and having our cash drawers be unbalanced is another huge audit point.  Just take your change.  Dump it in a tip jar.  Give it to a homeless person.  Put it in one of those coinstar machines.  Just don’t make me have to worry that I’ll get taken off the register because things didn’t balance out.


yeah same with gift cards i work for a large department store and one woman recently got fired because a customer let her keep a gift card with like 40 cents left on it and she used it

ahodori:

ediddy21:

actually it’s really annoying when people do this

at a small store, go for it, but if you’re shopping at a big chain, please don’t

I cannot take that change for myself or I could get fired.  Standard procedure is to just go ahead and put it back in the cash drawer but we have to wait until our next cash transaction to do so.  Having money on the counter is a loss prevention audit point, and having our cash drawers be unbalanced is another huge audit point.  Just take your change.  Dump it in a tip jar.  Give it to a homeless person.  Put it in one of those coinstar machines.  Just don’t make me have to worry that I’ll get taken off the register because things didn’t balance out.

yeah same with gift cards i work for a large department store and one woman recently got fired because a customer let her keep a gift card with like 40 cents left on it and she used it

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